Enjoy Life
dogbitedog:

oglucid:

nastyg0d:

this shit wild

Wow haha

My nigga just sitting there like ain’t shit poppin off 😂😂

thats-slightly-raven:

brethompson1704:

thats-slightly-raven:

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

its 8:30 at night

This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baebees)

teacher:you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher:*doesn't hole punch anything*

cramp:

can i be a stay-at-home parent but without the kids

(Source: cramp)

causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

(Source: meuiin)